Your 'net-fu is weak

Hackers attempt to break the internet, fail miserably

Unsurprisingly, the American Military do not fuck about with 'net security. Now if only they could teach their senators how to roll on the inter-trode-net-sphere-web.

[ninja editus] Looks like the Met Office could learn a few tricks from them on how to maintain a stable site. The wrong kind of snow on the internet, anyone?